Thursday, November 4, 2010

Day Four: I swear to christ this is the slowest my beard has ever grown.

Usually, it's nearing terminal beard velocity by day four. Perhaps it has stage fright. I should tickle it or something... come on little guy... come on out... good boy.





hmm, didn't work. Either way, it isn't the beard that matters here, well, let me rephrase that. It isn't solely the beard that matters here. It's getting funding for the great folks at Amnesty International.

You safe and happy in your wonderfully serene life? Well, good. I hope you are. I sincerely do. The issue is that the majority of Humans aren't. A good number of them, in fact, or being treated like waste just because someone bigger, stronger, or richer has decided to be a shit. More people live this way, than the way you and I do. Happily. Please donate some cash to help these people. You never know, it could be you someday.