Day Ten: I'm a Fucking Librarian.

Here's the thing with beards; They make you look tough, ladies swoon over them (even if they tell their beardless men and girlfriends that they don't), and they catch nacho cheese dust exceptionally well. What they DON'T do however, is make you look clean. That is, unless you trim them a bit here and there. So, this morning, in a slight "bending of the rules", I did:



"Damn son, you look fucking CLEAN!" - me

So, after shaving a good portion of the disgusting neckbeard area, I noticed something... If I wear my sweater vest, part my hair just so... Holy banana! I'm a fucking librarian! Swoon ladies. Swoon.

A while back, I sent an email to Amnesty International, asking them what I could do to make things more "official" on my end. So far, all I have received back is an automated response saying they receive a very high volume of emails and that they will get back to me. Maybe if more money was donated, they could afford more staff, and maybe one new guy in the "answering random emails" department. Just saying... just saying...


EDIT: THIS JUST IN:

http://www.examiner.com/foreign-policy-in-national/waterboarding-call-to-indict-bush-following-his-memoirs-confession

"In the meantime, Amnesty International has called for the prosecution of the former president who confessed in his book having given the order to waterboard detainees in order to extract confessions.

Amnesty International (AI) representative Rob Freer declared that the Obama administration is obligated to take criminal action againt Bush, according to Orf.at, one of the 63 articles published in German on the subject as of this writing. In a press release, AI is also asking the United States to set in motion an independent inquiry to shed light on human rights violations committed in the name of the 'war against terrorism' which took place under the Bush presidency (2001-1009)."